Cock ‘n’ Bull
Well, 2011 has already turned out to be an interesting year and we’re only two weeks in!
KNOBROCK is proud to announce the relatively safe return of none other than Dysco MacDaddy, not necessarily his real name, and if you’ve been a fan of ours since the very beginning, you might remember our astrologer, come critic, Nick The Dick, aka NTD.
It turns out, Nick took a sabbatical, to the people’s Republic of Congo, to try and start a cult. We’re not sure why he chose that particular region, but hey, that’s just how NTD rolls. What doesn’t roll is the email scam he was brought up on charges on there, pretending to be a prince with cancer who has a cure, if he can just find some schmuck to let him deposit 45 million dollars into their account and keep five million for their troubles.
With Nick’s religious affiliations seeing him forcibly removed from Northern Africa and Dysco’s escape from his double life as Lady GaGa’s wet-nurse, or whatever he suggested it was, the team is finally back, all together again, defending their favourite bands with one another, watching a lot of cable tv, not doing a whole lot of work, all whilst sipping daiquiris that JC made, with his cocktail machine, that – due to the current economic crisis – his boss gave him, instead of a Christmas bonus.
But in any case, subscribe to us, you won’t regret it. Actually you might, because if we don’t make any money this year, we’ll be selling your email addresses to spam sites and don’t forget about NTD’s recent multimedia enterprise.
Rock it in 2011, because without the ROCK, you’re just a KNOB.
- Annie, Lily, JC, Dysco, Nick
