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Bill O’Reilly calls knobrock ‘the thief of the minds of the next generation’. Rolling Stone says ‘as gritty as ‘Gossip Girl”, as cruel as ‘Like a Rolling Stone’ and as garish as David Furnish’s clothing for his marriage to Elton John”

Well, it’s been a long time coming, but KNOBROCK MARK II is here.

After a period of disillusionment, betrayal and highway robbery, followed by several consultations from various soothsayers, the knobrock sisters are back and this time, they are taking no prisoners. No seriously, it’s no fucking prisoners this time.

If you aren’t familiar with knobrock mark I, you probably saved yourself from a whole lot of waiting. But with a dynamic new design, the death of various features and indeed the birth of others, along with some new faces, knobrock is back in bold black and the pursuit for world domination can now begin.

Knobrock MII, won’t hold back. If there is an acclaimed album out there, you can believe at least one of us thinks it is a pile of shit. And most of us at knobrock are severely socially deficient, which in our view, provides the ingredients to truly make us elite and better than everyone else. Reading an album review? Who would you like to believe; some talking-head suit, on the record company payroll, or one of us idiots who haven’t learned how to lie to you yet?

So put down your bong and take a leisurely browse through our site, where you’ll be tempted and titillated by the sights and sounds. Contemplate one of the reviews, read an interview with the one of the demi-deities that make up rock n’ roll, watch a clip of something or sit back and listen to the girls delve deep into pop-culture and anything else they care to bang on about, via their podcast series.

Knobrock loves it all. Rock, metal, punk, grunge, goth, post-prog-punk-rock, with a hint of space. As long as it is an artistic musical achievement of merit, you’ll find us talking about it. Oh, but did I mention the amp has to be cranked to 11?

Knobrock is essentially about music, musicians, fun and really getting to the roots of what makes a musician or band great and Annie said it best when these words sprouted from her gob; “Basically, we want to go all the way to the top, by riding on the coat tails of Satan’s greatest accomplishment – Rock n’ Roll.”

And let’s face it; without rock, we’re just knobs.

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A Quick Update from Annie, at the KR Base-camp…

Greetings from planet KNOBROCK;

It has been a long time coming and not a moment too soon, but Lily and I are chuffed to tell our 14 readers that we are on our way back, we’re refreshed, we’re chill, and we even look rested, thanks to some monetary splurging at the local Botox clinic.

What we are unhappy about revealing is that we are also now orphans, too, but hey, we are made of tougher metal than… say… Warrant.

We’re flying by the seat of our pants for a little while, but stay tuned and we’ll have loads of new crap on our little self-indulgent, rock ‘n’ roll blog in the coming weeks, including the return of KNOBCAST, with Big Daddy Duane, and the “other” J.C. We also have some surprise new videos coming up, so why not subscribe to our youtube channel, too.

Don’t forget you can subscribe via email to KNOBROCK via the website, (which you will be reading this on, so there’s no need for that link), plus stop by our twitter, facebook, but probably not Myspace, because we only really use that page as a ruse for stalking people.

But until then though, rock on like David Essex, work for the weekend like Loverboy and remember; without the rock, we’re all just knobs.

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